me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via greetings)

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alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

(via feat)

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alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

(via tellthegirlsivefallen)

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